Why is Genki Sushi’s hip-hop bear mascot sweating? Why is it making a finger gun gesture?

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Why is the tissue-dispensing version of Genki Sushi’s new(ish) hip-hop/gangsta-themed bear mascot sweating? Does it want customers to use more tissues, faster? Or is it worried that restaurant patrons will exhaust its supply of tissues quickly and a staff member will thrust more into its maw?

Tissue-mouth bear sure looks stressed.

Other depictions of the bear bro are just as, if not more, odd. Here’s the imagery on stickers affixed to the restaurant’s booths’ tabletops, two per table, located precisely where diners’ plates, chopstick holders, etc. would be resting:

Clenching his salmon nigiri and staring at you, his eyes narrowed and eyebrows arched, hip-hop bear wants you to know that you'd best not even be thinking of snatching his sushi.

Clenching his salmon nigiri and staring at you, his eyes narrowed and eyebrows arched, Genki Sushi’s hip-hop bear seems to be sending you, the customer, a message: Don’t even think of snatching this morself from betwixt my chopsticks. Get your own!

Hoodie up and fingers pointing out from the tablet's screen in a gesture that bears an uncanny resemblance to a ... 'finger gun'.

All of the tablets have the same image on their screens. The hip-hop bear’s hoodie has been pulled up over his baseball cap and he’s pointing outwards, with his fingers clenched in what looks like a GTFO/warning “finger gun” gesture.